I can't take credit for this but am posting a link to it nonetheless...It had me laughing hilariously out loud because it is so true and I deal with this not only at home, but at work, with relatives and clients etc etc etc...Anyway, enjoy the read...I sure did:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-guy-whos-fixing-your-computer-hates-you/#ixzz1VW13wL7D